Satire Bush Saddam Poisoning U.S. Spinach

While offering no direct evidence linking Hussein to the recent tainting of American spinach with E. coli, Bush said that intelligence sources indicated that “trying to destroy America by poisoning its spinach is just the kind of thing that Saddam Hussein would try to do, if given half a chance.” He added that he would take action to maintain an uninterrupted flow of spinach by releasing America’s Strategic Spinach Reserve, millions of tons of spinach stored in huge underground salt caverns along the coastline of the Gulf of Mexico....

January 29, 2023 · 2 min · 229 words · Robert Galarza

Satire The 2017 Champions Trophy Preview Writing Template

Whatever the situation, I have you covered. Below is my patented and simple to use ‘2017 Champions Trophy Preview’ writing template. The reality is that every Champions Trophy preview is basically the same. Go ahead and read them. It’s like Groundhog Day or when you listen to a Cold Play album. Every song sounds the same. So instead of trying to reinvent the wheel, just jump on board and take help of this easy-to-use cheat sheet....

January 29, 2023 · 3 min · 570 words · Eva Tape

Saudi Arabia Very Confident Ahead Of Socceroos Clash Says Arthur Papas

Having earned plenty of plaudits in back-to-back FFA Cup campaigns with NPL Victoria clubs Oakleigh Cannons and Green Gully, Papas joined Saudi Pro League outfit Al Ettifaq as an assistant coach in February. Now back with Green Gully upon the completion of the 2016-17 season, the 37-year-old told www.socceroos.com.au that Saudi Arabia’s top flight is the best competition he’s ever worked in, and believes the Green Falcons will focus on counterattacking the Socceroos on June 8....

January 29, 2023 · 5 min · 955 words · Lila Davis

Saudi Arabia Says It Struck Yemen Missile Sites Where Iran S Military Was Present

Saudi Colonel Turki al-Maliki, head of the Saudi-led and U.S.-backed coalition, said that “legitimate military targets” of the Houthi movement, also known as Ansar Allah, were struck in response to the Yemeni militia’s ballistic missile attack Saturday on Riyadh and other areas of the kingdom, according to the Saudi Press Agency. Maliki said the targets included sites used by the Houthis for storing and assembling various weapons such as missiles and drones, along with positions manned by experts of Iran’s Revolutionary Guard....

January 29, 2023 · 3 min · 595 words · Gloria William

Saudi Dictatorship Erecting Statue Of Liberty Is Perfect Symbol Of Trump Mbs Bromance

For the millions of immigrants who passed through Ellis Island as they entered America over 100 years ago, the torch that Lady Liberty held up was a beacon of hope. How then has she come to be used at a month-long festival in Jeddah, a port city in a country which could not be more undeserving of “The Lady in the Harbor”? For, if you live in Saudi Arabia you have no hope if you are a woman, gay, in favor of free speech or democratic rule....

January 29, 2023 · 4 min · 787 words · Dewayne Mailes

Save 50 Now On The Corsair K100 Rgb Mechanical Gaming Keyboard

Corsair is an American computer hardware company that is best known for its memory products, especially high-speed DRAMs. The company has since ventured into developing and manufacturing other computer components, including cooling solutions, cases, SSDs, and speakers. Additionally, the company, now known as Corsair Gaming, produces a wide range of computer peripherals specifically designed for gamers, like mice and keyboards. RELATED: The Best Gaming Keyboard Deals in January 2023...

January 29, 2023 · 1 min · 158 words · Bettina Molder

Saving America S Pension Plans Is A Rare Chance For Bipartisan Accomplishment Opinion

The 1.5 million workers and retirees in these plans are truck drivers, iron workers, musicians, warehouse workers and others, together with their spouses and widows. Some could lose as much as 70 percent of their benefits if Congress fails to act. In 2014, Congress hurriedly passed a bill intended to solve this problem in a last-minute budget deal, but it was badly designed and in effect sold retirees down the river....

January 29, 2023 · 3 min · 600 words · Jeannette Garza

Saw E Vs Zm W Dream11 Prediction Fantasy Cricket Tips Today S Playing 11S And Pitch Report For Zimbabwe Women In South Africa 2022 Match 2

Zimbabwe women deservedly won the first T20 match. The side won by two wickets, thanks to a brilliant bowling performance and a responsible 28-run knock in the lower order by Pellagia Mujaji. Meanwhile, South Africa will look to bounce back from the narrow defeat in the first T20. They have notable names in their ranks like Faye Tunnicliffe, Anne Bosch, and Nondumiso Shangase, on whom they can rely to level the series....

January 29, 2023 · 4 min · 756 words · Pedro Bannister

Say It With Baked Goods

Meanwhile, another new Hollywood term has emerged-and it’s very ’90s. Nobody, it seems, asks you out for a beer or coffee; in these health-conscious times, they say, “Let’s go out for a beverage.” That usually means nothing racier than a Pellegrino, but leaves open the option of a wine spritzer for L.A.’s most daring drinkers.

January 29, 2023 · 1 min · 55 words · Edward Allen

Sayonara Wild Hearts Is A Neon Heartbeat Dream

Sayonara Wild Hearts recently released as a flagship title for Apple Arcade, Apple’s new subscription gaming service, available now on all iOS devices. The game also came to Switch and PS4, but on Apple Arcade, players with an iOS device can try it for free during the one month trial period. And folks should. The game stands out as an experience unlike any other currently available in gaming. Sayonara Wild Hearts’ perfectly tuned visuals, gameplay, and soundtrack can create a deep emotional experience in even the most jaded gamer....

January 29, 2023 · 5 min · 1007 words · John Hipp

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January 29, 2023 · 0 min · 0 words · Edward Higgins

Scaloni Has Not Discussed Argentina Future With Messi

Messi, who captained Argentina at the World Cup, is yet to comment on when he may be available again, having skipped a pair of friendlies in September. The 31-year-old, a frustrated figure during Russia 2018, is not included in Scaloni’s squad for games against Iraq and Brazil this month either. And Scaloni, in charge on a temporary basis as Argentina seek a successor to Jorge Sampaoli, is unclear on when he may be able to select Messi....

January 29, 2023 · 2 min · 236 words · Carmela Cooper

Scandalous Posters Begin Appearing On Yale Campus After Team Captain S Mysterious Dismissal

Not even Montague’s teammates knew the reason for his departure, so they showed their support by wearing T-shirts with his “Gucci” nickname before Friday’s Harvard game. MORE: 16 most-hated college players of all time That, apparently, made some on campus angry. Posters began appearing on campus, emblazoned with photos of the team in those shirts with the caption “Stop supporting a rapist,” the Yale Daily News reported on Thursday ....

January 29, 2023 · 2 min · 326 words · Walter Rojas

Scarlet Nexus Gift Guide

To start, the most common way to obtain gifts in Scarlet Nexus is to purchase them from the Presents section of the shop. This section can be found under the Exchange tab, and indeed players will need to trade-in some designated materials in order to obtain gifts from it. Notably, fans can also earn presents through the completion of various side quests, though they are not a particularly consistent source for these items....

January 29, 2023 · 2 min · 359 words · Don Baldon

Sanju Samson Dreams Of Playing Test Cricket For India

The Rajasthan Royals star realises he would need to be patient and wait for his opportunity to play the longest format of the game. Sanju Samson played three T20Is against Australia recently but could only manage 48 runs. The 26-year-old will now be in action in the Syed Mushtaq Ali Trophy where he is going to lead Kerala. Speaking to Mid-Day, Samson feels a cricketer needs to play Test cricket to prove himself as a ‘proper cricketer’....

January 28, 2023 · 1 min · 204 words · Daniel Rivera

Santa Barbara Fire Update As Loma Blaze Threatens Dozens Of California Homes

Several parts of the surrounding area were evacuated, including the KEYT television station, which is near where the fire sparked on the hillside between Miramonte Drive and Loma Alta Drive, the Santa Barbara County Fire Department told the Los Angeles Times. There were no reported injuries and the cause of the fire is unknown at this time, according to the Associated Press. The blaze, dubbed the Loma Fire, was reported to be 40 percent contained as of late Thursday evening, following decreased winds....

January 28, 2023 · 3 min · 446 words · Jeanne Arce

Sapporo Drops 2026 Winter Olympics Bid To Focus On 2030

Olympic and local officials said last week they were considering changing the dates because “the 2030 option will be a better environment to host the Games”, city official Akihiro Okumura told AFP. Following a meeting in Lausanne on Monday between representatives of the Japanese Olympic Committee (JOC), the City of Sapporo, and the IOC, the IOC confirmed the decision in a statement which said: “The Japanese National Olympic Committee and the IOC agreed today that the IOC would not put Sapporo on the list of candidates for the Olympic Winter Games 2026, but to continue with the close dialogue already underway for the Olympic Winter Games 2030....

January 28, 2023 · 1 min · 209 words · Thelma Chin

Sarajevo Looking For Escape Routes

To the Bosnian government, that’s treason. There would be no city to defend if Sarajevo’s population left. Denial Cengic, a 23-year-old soldier who saw a Serb and his Muslim girlfriend shot down last year as they tried to elope across the front lines, observes that they “deserved it.” And yet thousands of Sarajevans attended the memorial service. “In the beginning, we judged people who escaped as traitors,” says Srdjan Vuletic, a filmmaker who chose not to pull strings and flee....

January 28, 2023 · 4 min · 675 words · Brenda Maloon

Sarri Abramovich Wanted Me For Attacking Football

Sarri arrived at Stamford Bridge late after Chelsea chased him over the summer, as they struggled to find an agreement with Napoli’s president Aurelio De Laurentiis over bringing him into the club. Napoli ultimately let Sarri go, but the relationship between both parties has subsequently become strained, as a war of words is waged in the media. The length of the negotiations left Sarri with a very short pre-season to work in, having arrived a week after many first team players, while the World Cup also had a major impact....

January 28, 2023 · 5 min · 912 words · Kevin Ceraos

Sasha Banks Tells Smackdown Superstar To Stay Poor

Banks gets into a Twitter feud with Cross At the upcoming Survivor Series PPV, we’ve going to witness several Triple Threat contests with RAW, SmackDown, and NXT going at it against each other. One of those bouts will be a 5-on-5-on-5 Triple Threat Women’s Elimination Match. Sasha Banks’ Team SmackDown for the match currently consists of Banks, Carmella, Dana Brooke, and Lacey Evans. Also read: CM Punk reacts to his return after WWE Backstage went off air...

January 28, 2023 · 1 min · 191 words · Buck Hoyle